Magic in the Baghdad Cafe

CBS to Reveal Typist of Killian Memos

CBS will reveal that the typist of the Killian Memos is none other than Rose Mary Woods, a limber and versatile member of the Nixon White House.

Here she demonstrates how it only took her 18 minutes to type them. "It was easy to do after I discovered that by pushing the foot pedal on the Dictaphone while answering the phone, I could do those superscript things".

Major Pain Update

Major Pain is enroute from Ft. Hood to her new posting at Ft. Drum in Upper New York State. I keep telling her how pretty it is there, but she keeps saying she's going to miss Texas.

And she's looking for a snow blowing attachment for her riding mower.

Democrats vrs Republicans

Republicans point to others and say "We're better than they are".

Democrats point to themselves and say "We're better than they are".