Postcard from the Major

I received a postcard from the Major (who's been luxuriating in her jacuzzi for 3 days straight with a tub of Kilian Red at the side). It was sent while she was still on duty in Iraq.

"...this card will be home after I get there.

Someone sent me some Scooby-doo bandaids, and I got an opportunity to put one on a Special Forces spook with a cut hand - he got a good laugh - and the Special Forces super-medic that came in with him demanded the rest of the box so he could use them in the field. I got a good laugh out of that; HU'AH HO'AH SF guys with cartoon dressings. He He!

See you soon!"

-Major Pain

-bear